Here is some humor that has been sent to me over the Net by friends
over the past few years. Some of it might not be suitable for everyone.
Read on at your own risk!!!
Research Advisors
Bart Simpson
Bill Gates(tm)
C Programming
Priests
Computers
Drinking
Elevators
Gangs
Gifts
Grades
Computer Graphics
Guys 'n Gals
Guys 'n Gals 2
Instructions
Job Hunting
University Lectures
Mental Aerobics
Microsoft(tm)
Microsoft(tm)(tm) 2
Milk
Fashion Models
O.J. Simpson
Operating Systems
Parrots
Proper Diskette Care
Priests 2
Programming
Santa Claus
Star Trek
Final Exam
Theories
Viruses
Windows 95(tm)
Windows 95(tm)(tm) 2
Windows(tm)
Wife Speak
Office Speak
O.J. Simpson 2
Guys 'n Gals 3
Student Evaluations
Grad Students
Marriage
Waiters
Unix Commands
Latin
Airline Reservations
The French
Condoms
Who is Going to Do It?
How Does a Chicken Cross the Road?
Elvis & Jesus
Michael Jordan's Salary
The Psychiatric Hotline
Italians on a Bus
CS vs. EE: The Toaster
Dr. Seuss Technical Manuals
Genies
Windows Problems
Computer Age Beatles
Net Addiction
Company Timesheets
Dan Quayle Quatables
Mottos to Live By
Poorly Worded Ads
Pick-Up Lines for Engineering Chicks
A New English Language
A New Basic Element
Health Care
Hebonics
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