Almightly calls Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Boris Yeltsin and tells
them that the world ends in two weeks time so do whatever you need to do.

Boris Yeltsin goes back to his people and tells them: people I have
bad news and bad news for you: first, we were wrong, God exists;
and, second, He has told us that the world is over in two weeks time.

Bill Clinton goes to his people and says: people I have good news and
bad news.  The good news is that we were right, God exists and the bad
news is that the world ends in two weeks time.  So let us repent all the
sins we have done in the world and for the people we killed in Vietnam,
for supporting Saddam during war between Iraq and Iran, for killing Iraqi
and Kuwaiti civilians, for not helping Bosnians more and, etc.

Bill Gates jumps into his office and tells his buddies: hey guys, I have
great news for you: first, I am so important that God called me along with
the two big shots of the world, and second, there is no need to worry
about the WINDOW-95 bugs, the world will end by the time people find out
about the bugs.....