Windows '95 Joke #1
Top 10 Rolling Stones songs that would be more appropriate than "Start Me
Up" for the Windows '95 commercial

10. Just My Imagination
 9. I'm Going Down
 8. Let It Bleed
 7. Gimme Shelter
 6. Bitch
 5. Shattered
 4. Play With Fire
 3. (I can't get no) Satisfaction
 2. You Can't Always Get What you Want

.... and the number one.. 

 1. 19th Nervous Breakdown

and to think they paid 12 MILLION DOLLARS for the wrong song...;^}