(1)  Never leave diskettes in the drive, as the data can leak out of the disk
and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive.  Diskettes should be rolled up
and stored in pencil holders.

(2) Diskettes should be cleaned and waxed once a week. Microscopic metal
particles may be removed by waving a powerful magnet over the surface of the
disk.  Any stubborn metal shavings can be removed with scouring powder and
steel wool.  When waxing a diskette, make sure the surface is even.  This will
allow the diskette to spin faster, resulting in better access time.

(3) Do not fold diskettes unless they do not fit into the drive.  "Big"
Diskettes may be folded and used in "Little" drives.

(4) Never insert a diskette into the drive upside down.  The data can fall off
the surface of the disk and jam the intricate mechanics of the drive.

(5) Diskettes cannot be backed up by running them through a photo copy machine.
If your data is going to need to be backed up, simply insert TWO diskettes
into your drive. Whenever you update a document, the data will be written onto
both disks.  A handy tip for more legible backup copies: Keep a container of
iron filings at your desk. When you need to make two copies, sprinkle iron
filings liberally between the diskettes before inserting them into the drive.

(6) Diskettes should not be removed or inserted from the drive while the red
light is on or flashing.  Doing so could result in smeared or possibly
unreadable text. Occasionally, the red light remains flashing in what is known
as a "hung" or "hooked" state.  If your system is hooking, you will probably
need to insert a few coins before being allowed to access the slot.

(7) If your diskette is full and needs more storage space, remove the disk from
the drive and shake vigorously for two minutes.  This will pack the data enough
(data compression) to allow for more storage.  Be sure to cover all openings
with scotch tape to prevent loss of data.

(8) Data access time may be greatly improved by cutting more holes in the
diskette jacket.  This will provide more simultaneous access points to the
disk.

(9) Periodically spray diskettes with insecticide to prevent system bugs from
spreading.....