LETTERMAN'S TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE, BUT AREN'T:
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    10.  I need to whip it out by 5!
     9.  Mind if I use your laptop?
     8.  Put it in my box before I leave.
     7.  If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
     6.  I want it on my desk, NOW!
     5.  HMMMMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid.
     4.  My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
     3.  It's an entry-level position.
     2.  When do you think you'll be getting off today?
     AND NUMBER 1
     1.  It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there.
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