THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY:
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 10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother-fucker!
  9. While I'm up can I get you a beer?
  8. I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right!
  7. Her tits are just too big!
  6. Sometimes, I just want to be held.
  5. That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
  4. Sure, I would love to wear a condom.
  3. We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go shopping so I can hold    
     your purse.
  2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
  1. I think we are lost, we'd better pull over and ask for directions.
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THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:
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 10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being   
      friends.
  9. Go ahead and leave the toilet seat up.  It's easier for me to douche 
     that way.
  8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
  7. Hey, getta whiff of that one!
  6. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away...the holes in the armpits    
      are just too cute.
  5. This diamond is way too big.
  4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
  3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!
  2. Does this make my butt look too small?
  1. I'm wrong, YOU MUST be right!
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