This man goes into a bar and orders a drink.  

He pulls out a cigarette and realizes he has no matches.  

He asks the guy next him if he has a light for his cigarette.  

The guy next to him pulls out this enormous, 3 foot, lighter.  

The man asks the guy "What the hell is up with the 3 foot lighter?"  

The guy responds by telling the man, "I have this magic lamp
with a genie in it that will grant you one wish."  

So the guy gives the lamp to the man and says "Give it a try!"

The man rubs the lamp and wishes "I wish I had a million
bucks!"

Suddenly, standing all around them are a million ducks.  

The Man says "I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wanted a
million bucks!"

So the guy responds "What do you think?  I wished for a big BIC!"