1.  I won't stop bugging you until I get your e-mail address and URL.

2.  You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

3.  Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and   
    time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

4.  My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always
    increasing.

5.  Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

6.  Wanna come back to my room?  ...and see my 200mhz Pentium Pro?

7.  How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

8.  You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

9.  You're sweeter than glucose.

10.  We're as compatible as two Power Macs.

11.  Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you
     and me?

12.  Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

13.  Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

14.  Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com

15.  You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!