A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves,
and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind
them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in
horror as one of the men says the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey coma together.
 I coma again. Two asses, dey coma together again. I come
 again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."

"You foul-mouthed swine!" shouted the lady indignantly. "In
 this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, lady, coola down" said the man. "Imma jist tellun ma
 friend howa to spell Mississippi."