Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in 
purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure 
whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you 
enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost 
every home in America, yet you also created  that ghastly 
Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before 
in your case; I'm going to let you decide where you want to 
go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the 
two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places 
briefly, if it will help your decision."

"Fine, but where should I go first?" 
"I'll leave that up to you."

"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy 
beach with clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women 
running around, playing in the water, laughing and 
frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature 
perfect. He was very pleased.

"This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is hell, I 
REALLY want to see heaven!"

"Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went.
Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels 
drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but 
not as enticing as Hell.

Bill  thought for a quick minute, and rendered his 
decision.

"Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter. 

"Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire." 
So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late 
billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got 
there, he found Bill, hackled  to a wall, screaming amongst 
hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by 
demons.

"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.
Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and 
disappointment, "this is awful! This is nothing like the 
Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is 
happening! What happened to that other place, with  the 
beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women playing in the 
water?!???

"That was a demo," replied St. Peter.