Microsoft Error Messages

...from the net.

A few new error messages from your friends at Microsoft: 

1.  Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! 

2.  Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 

3.  Press ANY key to continue or ANY OTHER key to quit.   

4.  Bad command or file name!   Go stand in the corner. 

5.  This will end your Windows session. 
    Do you want to play another game? 

6.  Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software 
    titles have been deleted. The police are on the way. 

7.  File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 

8.  BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding. 

9.  Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N) 

10. User Error: Intelligence Resource Level Insufficient.
    Replace user.

11. Netscape.exe... Bad file name... 
    May we suggest M/S Internet Explorer? (Y/Y)

12. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

13. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

14. Close your eyes and press escape three times.

15. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

16. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world.
    Please log off."

17. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

18. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)

19. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N), Mon Aug 9 20:44:21 EDT 1999