How to use the Bathroom:
An Introduction for Students,
and anyone else who needs it.
Every year I am amazed and disgusted by the state in which people leave the Men's room in Fuller Labs. I'd like to offer some simple guidelines to help those who have not had any formal bathroom training. For your convenience (so to speak) they appear below. I have no personal experience of whether the Women's room is treated as badly. However, these guidelines should apply equally well to either gender. Experienced bathroom users should feel free to suggest additions or corrections.
Make Thomas Crapper proud of you!
firstname.lastname@example.org; Fri Dec 15 17:55:19 EST 1995